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DEOGAND KE GANDE AQAID

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@Sar Par Peshaab@

Ashraf Ali Thanwi Ke Qalam Sey...

"Main Ek Roz Peshab Kar Raha Tha, Bhai Sahab Ne Aakar Mere Sar Par Peshaab Karna Shuru Kardya , Ek Roz Aisa Hua Ke Bhai Peshaab Kar Rahey They, Main Ne Unke Sar Par Peshaba Shuru Kar Dya ~ Aage Likhte Hen ~ Garz Jo Kisi Ko Na Soojhti Wo Hum Donu Bhaiyon Ko Soojhti"

{Al Izaafatul Youmia J4 P#274}

02
@BiWi Ho To AiSi@

Mazhab e DEOBAND!! Ya Rasool ALLAH Kehne Me Sawab? Nahi Ya Ghos-ul-Azam Kehne Me Sawab? Nahi Langar Khilane Me Sawab? Nahi Ashrafali Thanvi Ke Nichay Letne Me Sawab? Haan. PROVE! Ek Roz Ashrafali Thanvi Zuhar Ki Namaz Parhne Ja Raha Tha, Uske Murid Azizul Hasan Ne Roka Aur Kaha Huzoor Ek Buhat Behuda Khayal Aaraha He. Thanvi Ne Kaha Bol Do, Murid Ne Phir Kaha Buhat Behuda Khayal He Thanvi Ne Kaha Bol Do! Murid Ne Kaha!.. Kaash Me Aapki Biwi Hota.. Ashrafali Thanvi Ne Murid Ko Chumkara Aur Kaha.... Jaa Sawab Milega. (Sawaneh ASHRAFIA V2 P#53-54)

03
@Behayaaii@

Jab Bhi Kahin Shararat O Behayai Ki Harkat Hoti To Log Kehtey The Ke Ye Asharf Ali Ki Harkat Malum Hoti Hey

(Ifaazaat Ul Youmiya V4 P#273)

04
@DoSTANA@

Deobandi Ashraf Ali Thanvi Ka Mureed Aziz Hasan Kehta Hey; Mera Baar Baar Ye Dil Chahta He Me Aapke Nikah Me Hota Is Par Thanvi Ne Muskura Kar Kaha; Sawab Miley Ga (Ashraf us Sawaneh V2 P#38) J

ashn e Wiladat, 11ween Ko Gunah Kehne Wale Mard Se Mard Ka Nikah Jo Haram He, Sawab Batatey Hen

05
@TOUHEED Me GARQ@

Zamin Ali Jalal Abadi Na Sirf Faahisha Aurton Ke Kothey Par Jaata, Bulke Har Faahisha Ko Naam Or Chehre Se Pehchanta Tha (Tazkirat ur Rasheed P#242)

Deobandi Qutbul Aqtaab Rasheed Gangohi; "Zamin Ali Jalal Abadi To Toheed Men Gharq They" (Tazkirat ur Rasheed P#242)

MuazALLAH! Deobandion K Nazdik Kothey Rang Raliyan Manane Wala "TOHEED" Men Gharq Hota Hey La'nat In Khabison Par.

Musalmano! Aise Behayaa Luteron Se Door Rahen.

06
@GANDi NAZREiN@

Deobandi Asharf Ali Thanvi Kehtey Hen Ke; India Ki Aurten (Ladis) Hoorein Hen (Ifaazat ul Youmia V4 P#237)

Haaye Ye Be Sharmi !!

07
@Nanotvi Ki Kahani Thanvi K Zubani@

"Molwi Nanotvi, Molwi Yaqoob Se Bari Hansi Kya Kartey They. Kabhi Topi Utartey, Kabhi Kamar Band Khol Detey They" (Arwaah e Salasa P#256)

Wah Kya Kehne! Kahani Bataney Waley Ashraf Ali Thanvi Ko Deobandi Apna "Hakimul Ummat" Maantey Hen Aur Jis Baani e Darul Uloom Deoband Qasim Nanotvi Ki Kahani Hey, Usey "Qasimul Uloom" (Ilm Taqsim Karney Wala) Kehtey Hen Aisi Ta'leem Dene Waley Deobandion Ko Hi Mubarak Hon

08
@Double Bed@

RASHEED Gangohi Deobandi, QASIM Nanotvi Deobandi Sey Pyar Sey Kehte Hen; "Yahan Let Jao" Qasim Nanotvi Sharmaye Phir Adab Ke Saath Chit Late Gaye Rasheed Gangohi Bhi Isi ChaarPaayi Par Let Gaye Aur Apna Haath Unke Seene Par Rakha Jese Koi AASHIQ Apne DiL Ko Taskeen Deta Hey Qasim Nanotvi Kehne Lagey; "Log Kya Kahen Ge?" Rasheed Gangohi Ne Kaha; "Log Kahen Ge Kehne Do" (Arwaah e Salaasa P#273)

09
@Man On Man@

Rasheed Ahmed Gangohi Deobandi Ne Khuwab Dekha; "Molvi Qaasim Nanotvi Uroos (Dulhan) Ki Soorat Me Hen Aur Mera (Gangohi Ka) Un Sey Nikaah Hua Hey Aur Jis Tarah Miyan Biwi Ko Ek Dusrey Sey Fayda Puhanchta Hey Isi Tarah Muje Faida Puhncha" (Tazkira tur Rasheed 2/289 Idara e Islamiyat Lahore)

Hum Sunniyon Ko Madiney Ke Jalwey Nazar Aatey Hen Aur In Khabison Ko Husband Wife Scene Nazar Aatey Hen

#Jesi Soch o Khayaal#
#Wesa Khuwab# Kyun ?

10
@Gandagi Ya Khushboo Ki Factory@ A

ZiZur Rehman Deobandi; "Meri Walda Ki Najasat Sey Khushboo Aati Thi (Tazkira e Mashaikh P#4)

"Moulana Yahya (Deobandi) Aur Moulana Ilyas (Deobandi) Ki Naani (Ammi Bee) Marne Ke Waqt UnKe Tatti Kapro Par Lag Gayi Thi. Us Se Aisi Ajeeb o Gareeb Khusboo Aati Jo Aaj Tak Na Soonghi Na Mehsoos Ki (Tazkira-e-Mashaikh e Deoband P#96)

Ab Pata Chala Ke Tatti Me Bhi Deobandion Ko Khusboo Aati Hey

Stinky Deobndr Syucks

11
@Rangeen Mullaa@

Kisi Ne Thanvi Se Kaha; Zikar Karney Me Maza Nahi Aata Farmaya; Maza To Us Me Hey Jo Miyan Biwi Ek Dusrey Se Krtey Hen, Zikar Me Maza Kahan Dhoondtey Ho (Ifaazat e Youmia 2/317) Khudaya Khair ! Tableegi Jama'at Wale Apne Chelon Ko Konsa Zikar Sikhate Honge ALLAH Wala? Ya Biwi Wala?

12
@HAYAA@

Hayaa Imaan Ka Hissa Hey (Bukhari V3 H#1049)

#Thanwi Ki Hayaa Aur Gairat#

"Me Ne Khuwab Dekha Ke BiBi Fatima Ne Muje Seene Se Chimtaya Hua Hey" (Ifazatul Youmiya P#37) Is La'anti Ne Ye Galeez Baat Bayan Kar Ke Apne Be Hayaa, Be Gairat, Be Sharam Hone Ka Suboot Dya Ya Nahi?

Reply Me ??

@13
<=Aql_E_Deobnd=>

ek shaks Apni Maa se zina krta tha or ye bolta tha jb me pora andar tha to ek uzo andr chala gaya to kia hua? Or ek shaks apni tatti khata tha or kehta tha jb ye mere andr thi to phir andr chali jae to kia harj he? To Thanvi ne jwb dia_ in chezo ko aqal k fatwe se jaiz kaha jae ga <ifadat j3 p44> lekin Khatm k khane ko Thanvi ne Kaha k_ ye Sari baten Bewaqofi hi ki hn or aqal k b khilaaf hn <ifadat j4 p121> yani Inki aqal k mutabik maa se zina or tatti khana jaiz he lekin khatm ka khana khana aqlan najaiz he ab aap khud andaza laga len inki aqal ka?